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ocelot is ⚧ and ⚣!!!
hit the slay button

saltyfinalboss:

*doesn’t post about/draw a character for 50 years* i am basically the CEO of beinf a fan of this character

foone:

deeunderscore:

A radio button list with entries:  - Person - Woman - Man - Random genderALT

gender:

  • women
  • men
  • I’m feeling lucky

is-the-snake-video-cute:

ciderli:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn’t be held, please add more if you have any

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@chai-cow-ski

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

That’s indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

smallmariofindings:

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Cover of a 2008 British Super Mario Bros. Super Show cartoon DVD.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings| Source

140-48:
“ A commission for lovely @lady-halibuts-chambers

140-48:

A commission for lovely @lady-halibuts-chambers <3

Thank you so much!

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rockmeamadeo:

my bday is in two days (on the 17th). i better get sent bosselot/ocelhira shit 🤨

☺️

reemonna:

Incorrect Dialogues: Metal Gear Solid V

Diamond Dogs members

Ocelot: If you have 6 chairs and 7 people want to sit down, what would you do?

Snake: I can make Quiet sit on my chair

Kaz: I’ll fucking kill Quiet

Ocelot: For God’s sake PLEASE STOP

Quiet: …..

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blujaynoodles:

wistfulelfgirl:

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

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probablyasocialecologist:

datasoong47:

In banning trans women from chess the insane anti-trans lobby has fully revealed their hand. They don't just believe that sex is a non-material immutable binary, they also think that women are intellectually inferior. Which is what we've been saying they believe from the start  — Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@KatyMontgomerie) August 16, 2023ALT

bronytshirt:

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sqswisashitposter:

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roseybits:

roseybits:

can’t have robotgirl without tgirl

easy website.

draculafavor:

kojima is literally so based with bosselot he retweets this to his japanese acc

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theowlseye:

a grindr conversation edited to be between naked snake and major ocelot in mgs 3. ocelot is the orange text on the right and snake is the blue text on the right. the conversation begins with ocelot saying you assume i have a pussy lol. snake replies with ur a ftm. doesn’t say you’ve had top surgery. ocelot replies top surgery removes boobs. snake replies ok. top surgery is making you a top. breast removal is breat removal..... ocelot replies with honey no.

honey no :(

shushimint:

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